My Ex Texted: “We’re Not Done Until I Say We’re Done.” I Replied: “Good Thing You Don’t Get A Vote.” ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Fiancée Said: “It’d Be Nice If You Were More Ambitious.” I Replied: “What Does That Mean?”. ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Girlfriend Said: ‘If You Loved Me, You’d Trust Me With Him.’ I Said: ‘Then This Isn’t Love.’ ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Girlfriend Said: “If The Cold Shoulder Makes You Shiver, Earn My Warmth.” I Replied: “Keep It.” ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Girlfriend Said: “If You’re So Lonely, Maybe I Should Leave For Good.” I Said: “Okay. ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Wife Said: “If We’re Really Married, Put Me On The House Deed.” I Said: “Sure.” I Called A Lawyer ByVenus May 18, 2026
My Girlfriend Said: ‘No Affection Until You Prove You Deserve Me.’ I Said: ‘Then We’re Done. ByVenus May 18, 2026
